Minutes of the EU Treaty Discussion

Teacozy: "We want to impose a Tobin tax, Europe-wide"
The UK: "Um... sod off, you short-arsed garlic cruncher". 
Adolf Merkel: "We'd like to impose regulation on financial services designed fuck up the City of London to move transactions from London to Frankfurt"
The UK: "You're 'avin a laugh, right".
France & Germany "No".
The UK: "Fuck that for a game of conkers, I'm going home".